Here's to YOU motherfucker, Grand Cherokee Driver, who decided to HONK at me for going straight through a green light after a firetruck whizzed by both of us. THANKS for respecting my rights. I even looked CUTE today, ya fuckin douchebag, ass-hat smarty pants SUV-driving FOOL!!! Thank god other pedestrians saw your foolish face and heard your giant vehicle's external VOICE as you roared behind me.
You make me want to slow down on my bike, in the middle of the lane, so DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE YOU get more angry. When you run my ass over on accident, I'm going to SUE you and SEND YOU LETTERS every day reminding you of the BIKER you ran OVER.
AAAAAuuuughhhh....
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